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djsckatzen:

alycs:

djsckatzen:

okay so just now for a second my brain just kind of. i dont know but i almost reflexively grabbed the ink bottle sitting in front of me to drink it and i dont know why

like i didnt actually DO it nor move to grab it but

just for a moment

my brain was like

hey. hey bro. you thirsty right? drink that

Thats horrible, you could have dyed

you are one motherfucker

(Source: djscorpioncock)

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.
mrmeriwether:

yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
lgbtfuckyeah:

rainbowsandbutterflieslgbt:

EXACTLY! 

This is too fucking true!

the-dragons-thoughts:

Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.